this is my saturday

after 6 hours of lab report, a man came knocking on the door.

man:*knockknock* hello?anyone home? *knockknock*

allofus@home: *silence*

man: hello?HELLO? *knockknockKNOCKKNOCK*

me: yup? (walks out with white cream smeared all over my face)

man: *murmurmurmurOH.murmur.you.mur.havemurmur.stuff. mur.on.mur.yourmurmur.face.smiles.* by the way are u the owner of the house?

me: nope.

man:are your parents in?

me:yup my daddy's right here in the kitchen nope

man:oh. how old are you? 16?17? (WHAT. that totally didnt link with the "are u the owner of the house")

me:21

man:oh ok im here to....*blah*

--reject--

10 minutes later.....

lady:*knockknock* hello?anyone home? *knockknock*

allofus@home: *silence*

lady: hello?HELLO? *knockknockKNOCKKNOCK*

me2korh on msn: YOUR TURN

korh: *does not walk out, as he is in boxers* YES???

lady: hi...we're here to ...*blah*

korh: *peeks out* oh a gentleman just came by and told us about it

lady: oh so did you get one?

korh: nah

lady: why! you can bring your girlfriend! (oh i forgot to mention tt it was a promotion from hog's breath cafe)

korh: oh i have FOUR.

lady: *laughs*.....

*blah*--reject--

korh2me on msn: lame


at this point i was in a state of unstoppable silent laughter. those of you who have seen me in this state should know what i mean.


ok back to lab report.