and i'll drive you to paradise
vrooooom vroooom VROOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
hohohoheeeehaaa!!driving today was fun man my teacher was funny although he looked a little sleepy he probably was hungry.
scene #1
tchr:eh brake!!!
me:(applies brakes slowly then i realise i was going to hit the car in front then i zam3 the brakes)
tchr:WAH WHY YOUR FRIEND PURPOSELY SABO YOU?!!? I ALSO DUNNOE WHY!
LOLps serene's car was the car in front!!grr
scene #2
tchr:guess what this button is for? (points to a red button)
me:dunnoe
tchr:for fire ah, u press this
me:oohhhh (intelligently)
tchr:u press this right we will both shoot up from the seats
me:I'M SURE LA (touches roof of car)
tchr:(laughing)haha u dun believe you try la
me:realli mehhh..dun bluff(presses button)
car:HOOONK!!!!
me:TSK!rolls eyes at tchr
tchr:haha that's the instructor's horn la!!
scene #3
tchr:eh ok let's change over
me:ok!(opens door and leaves it open while walking to other side of car)
tchr:OEI!y u never close the door after my door no more ah!
scene #4
pre-requisite:the switch to adjsut the side view mirrors are in postitions left, right, and neutral, the neutral switch being in the middle
me:eh if the switch to the left means adjust the left mirror and right means adjust the right mirror, then the switch in the middle means adjust this rear view mirror ah?(points to rear view mirror)
tchr:(laughs reeeaaallly loudly)WAH NOT SO AUTOMATIC ONE LA MAYBE MERCEDES LA BUT THIS ONE HONDA ONLY MUST MANUUUAAALLL(uses hands to adjust rear view mirror)
me:oh.
scene #5
tchr:..and this is to spray the water(shifts lever but no water comes out)
tchr:eh sorry i forget to fill the water
tchr:..and that is the demister wires..see?but actually right this one not working alrd
tchr:..this is the hazard warning light button, but cannot see la koyak alrd
tchr:..can u see the blue light?(uses book to cover the sunlight until so pathetic and i was squinting like mad before i saw a faint blue light)aiya cannot see clearly
weeehahaha fun man i love driving i hope my teachers are all fun n nice!:) :) :)
and on the way back me n ah ser were complaining about this girl drving car #87 she keep stopping at the bends and in front of me waste my $$ leh i cannot move off cuz i NOOB.but nvm i think i am a hazard to others also :P
aaaAAAnnnyyway im proud to annouce that i only stalled my engine ONCE.how's that For a professional noob?
hohohoheeeehaaa!!driving today was fun man my teacher was funny although he looked a little sleepy he probably was hungry.
scene #1
tchr:eh brake!!!
me:(applies brakes slowly then i realise i was going to hit the car in front then i zam3 the brakes)
tchr:WAH WHY YOUR FRIEND PURPOSELY SABO YOU?!!? I ALSO DUNNOE WHY!
LOLps serene's car was the car in front!!grr
scene #2
tchr:guess what this button is for? (points to a red button)
me:dunnoe
tchr:for fire ah, u press this
me:oohhhh (intelligently)
tchr:u press this right we will both shoot up from the seats
me:I'M SURE LA (touches roof of car)
tchr:(laughing)haha u dun believe you try la
me:realli mehhh..dun bluff(presses button)
car:HOOONK!!!!
me:TSK!rolls eyes at tchr
tchr:haha that's the instructor's horn la!!
scene #3
tchr:eh ok let's change over
me:ok!(opens door and leaves it open while walking to other side of car)
tchr:OEI!y u never close the door after my door no more ah!
scene #4
pre-requisite:the switch to adjsut the side view mirrors are in postitions left, right, and neutral, the neutral switch being in the middle
me:eh if the switch to the left means adjust the left mirror and right means adjust the right mirror, then the switch in the middle means adjust this rear view mirror ah?(points to rear view mirror)
tchr:(laughs reeeaaallly loudly)WAH NOT SO AUTOMATIC ONE LA MAYBE MERCEDES LA BUT THIS ONE HONDA ONLY MUST MANUUUAAALLL(uses hands to adjust rear view mirror)
me:oh.
scene #5
tchr:..and this is to spray the water(shifts lever but no water comes out)
tchr:eh sorry i forget to fill the water
tchr:..and that is the demister wires..see?but actually right this one not working alrd
tchr:..this is the hazard warning light button, but cannot see la koyak alrd
tchr:..can u see the blue light?(uses book to cover the sunlight until so pathetic and i was squinting like mad before i saw a faint blue light)aiya cannot see clearly
weeehahaha fun man i love driving i hope my teachers are all fun n nice!:) :) :)
and on the way back me n ah ser were complaining about this girl drving car #87 she keep stopping at the bends and in front of me waste my $$ leh i cannot move off cuz i NOOB.but nvm i think i am a hazard to others also :P
aaaAAAnnnyyway im proud to annouce that i only stalled my engine ONCE.how's that For a professional noob?
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